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Athiest- a religion worshiping the great god Athei, who created this world of threads from his giant universe loom. Atheism has many holidays, such as Dawn of creation, which is when Athei created his 97 children of the elements, the day of the earth, where Athei pounded the earth with his fists to make it as flat as a pancake, and so, we eat banana pancakes on this holiday, and lastly, The worship of the dead, where we morn for our dead loved ones by stomping on their grave and eating their bones
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