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Ok so like, hear me out... scientific research at NASA has proven that the banana is the most bestest, most non-gayest vegital in all existence. Proven to cure cancer after one bite, the banana also grows your shlong. (To calculate how much your cock will grow measure your shlong and a banana. Subtract your cock size from the size of the banana, multiply by 3. The answer should give you an estimate on how long your shlong should grow). The banana also cures gay. So if your mom gay just give her a banana
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