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Too Long; Didn't Read Literally translates to: That was too long to read. Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what you said, but I still want to say something. Now, instead of just dropping capitals the modern internet communicator also drops tiresome reading! The time savings will be incredible.
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