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This is THE answer if someone accuses you of being high or drunk. [generally] used when one's eye's are a bit of a give-away, or when one is on the nods. I believe the unspoken strategy of people using this excuse is that if enough addicts us it while showing symptoms similar to drowsiness, they'll fool everyone. Wether or not this excuse works, depends on [the experience] of the accuser with addicts, drunks, etc. This probably won't work with a cop. It may work with a shelter worker, depending on how naive they are. It probably will work on [your parents], providing it's late, and they're chumps.
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