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let's do some math. po·ta·to - noun 1. a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable. "roasted potatoes" see sweet potato. 2. the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners. Tao - noun (in Chinese philosophy) the absolute principle underlying the universe, combining within itself the principles of yin and yang and signifying the way, or code of behavior, that is in harmony with the natural order. The interpretation of Tao in the Tao-te-Ching developed into the philosophical religion of Taoism. Potato + Taoism = Potataoism Potataoism - religion the idea that the origin of the potato is the absolute principle underlying the universe, combining within itself the principles of yin and yang salt and pepper and signifying the way, or code of behavior, that is in harmony with the natural order. The interpretation Ash took from Tao in the Tao-te-Ching developed into the philosophical religion of Potataoism; believe in the potato.
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