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M.J. are her initials but she gots nothing on Michael Jackson. She looks like Popeye's girlfriend, Olive Oyl. She's a girl with luscious gold locks who can't wear crop tops due to her height. Always has to crouch down to take pictures with her 4'11'' cousin so they both look average size. You can't comment on her feet, because she'll think she's the evil step sisters from Cinderella. Don't get her started with Shrek, because she'll think she's Princess Fiona and start kissing walls pretending it's her Prince Charming.
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