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A mystical sex toy only found inside the imagination. You heat it up for 1 short minute in the microwave and BOOM a cozy Cooch. for independent women who don't need a man but also want to feel the warmth of a lover. No more cold hard dildos, try the cooch. (Currently in stores now in your area approx. nowhere)
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