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Philip is an amazing young lad who is Scottish and hates sluts. Especially those in his grade He is high achieving and judges everyone. Philip has a short penis however can be wielded wisely so that it is a magical schlong sword Philip loves dogs. especially bull terriers. Philip prefers slow, easy sex because he runs out of breath quickly.
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