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Zakeem is a great person with an above average penis. He doesn’t like doing things like sports and would rather do things like working on his next novel that he’ll quit halfway through. Guys with the name Zakeem are annoying but in a way that makes you laugh. He is either bisexual or pansexual and is very discreet about it. If he has a boyfriend or girlfriend you won’t find out until after they break up. Zakeem has a great relationship with his mother and father, but like all people they have their ups and downs. Looks-wise Zakeems aren’t ugly, but aren’t gods(in the nicest way possible). They are basically average looking but always go out with people that look so much better than him.
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