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Someone who is a fan of the [Philadelphia Eagles] [American football] team. They are usually dumber than a box of rocks, who disown any and all when ever their team looses (very often). Trashy people from either Philadelphia or the Southern region of New Jersey. They claim they are the most loyal fans in the NFL....ONLY when their team is [on the brink] of a (soon to be a failure) Super Bowl Run. But as soon as their team loses, they disown their team and bash them to pieces.

Eagles are the only NFC East team NOT to win a Super Bowl, They celebrate an Eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic song, they are quick to very quietly tell you that your team sucks if you wear another NFC East team's jersey, even worse if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut. Dont worry other fans can take solace in the fact that people were 10 years old last time the Eagles won a championship and are now collecting social security and signing up for AARP.

“I'll behave like a complete [degenerate] towards any other team and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing others gear, Fly Eagles Fly!”

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