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Mattie is a walking goddess. She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out. She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly. But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant. She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it. Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own. Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
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