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A hairy ogre who thinks going to Augsburg College and playing baseball there is impressive. You’re not gonna make it to the MLB, you’re not good enough to make it. Also posts stupid ass Snapchat stories that involve “I’ve returned home” even though he goes to school in St. Paul and loves in West Saint Paul or “Canes keeps me going” even though he is already overweight.
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