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A Kyran is a muscular midget who believes he is 6'5, sticking his chest out whenever he has the chance. He acts like he knows everything there is to know, despite the fact that google is his best friend. He often threatens others, although he is obviously afraid of individuals such as a "tashinga". He associates himself with being a future millionaire, although he has already applied for the Aldi Recruitment Team. A Kyran often has a weak immune system, and will be on the brink of death due to a mere cold.
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