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Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.
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