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Tristan, although not consistently, is one of the coolest, smartest, badass too ever live. Even though he’s not in shape, he’ll outrun you on STILTS! Tristan has had sex with all the girls you could imagine, and respects them too. He’s so rich he has 7 badminton courts and 6 computers. In conclusion, Tristan is way cooler than you.
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