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An overly-prpoective cousin. He takes care of your business, makes your wish of "living the American dream" come true and he would even kill for you. But he isn't very gentle when it comes to driving. And he also isn't the best company to have when you want to go bowling. Don't even bother calling him. You don't want to piss him off.
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