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Total dweeb. Will rush pike and gain a little more than the freshman 15. Hasn't figured out how to properly groom his facial hair, and smells a bit like fish. Beady eyes that will for sure creep you out. Rocks the double chin. Has a crush on his mom but will never admit it, like ever. Needs to trim his nails all the time. Always is saying, "if you smelt it you dealt it", even though he TOTALLY dealt it. Overall a real jackass, 0/10, would avoid.
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