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A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.
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