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An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat. Her Hobbies Include: - having tea parties with her cats - throwing fake proms for her cats - throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats - eating cat food - decorating cat food - making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood - babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads - giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
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