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Every one should want to be Homer Simpson. Reasons: 1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him. 2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.) 3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble. 4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on. 5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut. ** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **
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