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What happens when you do the following all in one day: 1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff. 2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly. 3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig. 4. Drink some [hydrofluoric acid] and eat some urinal cakes afterwards. 5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder [up your butt]. 6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong. 7. Superglue yourself to a giant [rhinoceros] who is running directly towards a tar pit. Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.
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