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If you'd eat her ass if it was clean, if you'd eat her ass if it was nasty, if you'd eat her ass if it was covered in shit, if you'd eat the literal shit out of her ass, if you'd live to be her personal toilet, meeting her every lavatorial demand, then, and only then, is a girl porcelain hot.
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