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A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments. Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing. Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to. Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
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