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Dark blonde hottie, can be a bit of a moody bitch, but fundamentally has the right values and principles. She’ll be there for you when shit hits the fan and guard your darkest secres like a lioness on steroids, but not without a brutally dry and sort of mean assessment of the situation beforehand. She can be incredibly fun to be around or a major buzz kill, depending on the day, hour or even minute. Loves horse riding and looks athletic, despite not doing any exercise apart from aforementioned favourite pasttime. Goes through periods of avoiding parties at all costs, only to become a totes dedicated party girl weeks later. Likes VS and Netflix, as well as Zara and the occasional Topshop purchase. Always up for a cheeky Nandos, but also enjoys plain potatoes and broccoli when left to cook for herself. No black pepper though, thats too spicy (seriously, only use salt when cooking for her, you might get away with some lemon and herb, but only a tiny bit really)
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