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when you meet somebody thats really,really,really dumb.so dumb that a legless blindman could beat them in a downhill bike race . so dumb that when you ask them to say the alphabet they'll count the number of letters(t,h,e..) in "the alphabet" then crap in their hand ,put it on their shoe,eat that shoe,then jump off a cliff,regain consiousness and say "the poo poo in my buthole feels cold in the winter".thats how dumb a bubblegum joe is .
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