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One of the most obnoxious media players on the planet. Developed by RealMedia, who obviously don\'t know what they\'re doing. Riddled with spyware, opens as fast as a sloth on depressants. Video compression is beyond horrible, don\'t know why anyone still use this obsolete media player. If you must use RealPlayer, use REALALTERNATIVE and get rid of all that AOL spam that pops up.
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