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A man who does not care for Butts that are flat, Cocks that are small, Daughters that don't call him "daddy", Elections that aren't rigged, Fingers that don't grab pussies, Gays, Handguns that don't kill, Ill-fitting dresses that don't show boobs, Jokes that are better than him, Kindergarteners that are smarter than him, Lights that are on, Money that doesn't grow on trees, Nuts that aren't in his mouth Opening doors for immigrants, Politicians that actually know what they are doing, Quick-thinkers that realize he is an ignoramus, Real facts, Sweeties that actually keep their hands to themselves, The hard truth that he is failing, Underwear that isn't lace, Voices that need to be heard, Women, but this Xenophobic man will not Yield for anything, not even a Zucchini that offers to fuck him in the ass.
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