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A lasagne in a calzone. Some say it's the original forgotten dish that the Roman emperors used to eat before a battle, but was broken down 2 separate dishes, as most common men couldn't handle the full beast due certain factors (ingredients, money, stomach size or lack of ambition). It's a 2 sharing dish that consists of a full lasagne being inserted into a calzone. All ingredients of both dishes fully intact. Ideally eaten before or after a night of heavy drinking, as it's quite the calorie bomb. Great additions are salami and/or jalapeno peppers, as well as garlic sauce.
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