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A lollerskate is a type of point/award that can be given to any one person at random. Depending on how totally awesome the action involving the person is, a certain number of lollerskates will be awarded to that person. 50 lollerskates is the highest number of lollerskates that can be awarded and is considered a great honor, an even greater honor when combined with a number of Schlags. Also: A word used by only the most worthy of worthy people who have had sex with an infinite amount of hamsters and people of the same sex. The hamsters however, have to be in the right season and must have a dichotomous expanding colon the size of 15 landladies. This word can only be used in the context of something so funny, people's guts will literally fly out of their owners.
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