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“Not my table” is an idiom that comes from the service industry meaning “not my business” or “not my problem”. Used originally by waitresses to tell beckoning customers in other sections that they were not that waitress’s problem. Made popular by “Rick and Morty” S3, Ep6 See also “my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all”
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