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1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male [masturbates] so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons: a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release. b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the [opposite sex] (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and [testosterone], as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged. The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
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