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Mitchell is an gey. Mitchell is the geyest person to exist, and he likes men on top of his Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwiches and his barbecue ribs. His real name is Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem, but normal, straight human beings call him Mitchell. He is gay because he saw 2 men, Nedarb and Boiruz in the bed sleeping and he wanted to join them. In front of his friends, he admitted that he was gay at a local Chick Fil-A®, eating his favorite meal, the Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwich. To this day he eats 9 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches every single day. Rumours say he is Scarce, and that Mr. John Scarce is a disguise for the true self, Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem! His hobbies that all the girls DIG - watching his favorite Inspector Gadget, and play his favorite game Minecraft! Mitchell also is a Lucario furry, and goes to furry-cons every week. He spends 100k dollars on being a perfect furry every week. He also dresses up as Inspector Gadget, as he has a crush on Inspector Gadget. Although he is gay, he has the ideal male human body, and girls always go after him. Unfortunately, he always rejects them by showing them a pic of his b0ifriend. The ideal Mitchell is this, and if you know any Mitchells, how are they?
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