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A beautiful man, with a stunning beard and zero jawline. He is frequently seen being tormented by center tags and comic sans every single day. What a tragedy! He also likes to imagine that Mike Roan jumps off of a glorious waterfall and swan dives into a pond whenever he showers. He despises his Web Design students that use colors that clash and comic sans for your website layout. Also did I mention he HAAAAATES the center tag?
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