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Chief Box-a-Porno was [the leader] of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded [pornography]. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. [The group] disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
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