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Where you go to hang out with someone, but they have a super-long phone call from a super-important person, and so they are unable to end the conversation and give their undivided attention to you. If you know the person well enough and are therefore fairly familiar/comfy with their assorted business/family/personal matters, however, this situation can sometimes not be all that bad a thing, since speaking and acting involve two separate and unrelated parts of the brain and are therefore completely different thought-processes, and so you and your friend can still hold hands, cuddle, exchange massages, relax in bed, and even have sex, all while the person is still maintaining his unbroken listening and yackety-yacking into the handset (it helps if he wears a little earpiece/boom-mike headset-attachment that plugs into the phone, since that way he does not have to clutch the phone to his ear with his shoulder, and so he can have both hands/arms completely free to give you whatever physical attention that you two wish to engage in during the visit.

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