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when a man is very upset and he has kids so he can't cuss and he can't stomp or shout because his wife will be pissed so he goes to drive around when all of a sudden, their pet squirlle, Davide has a heart attack and so now the man is crying and then the squirlle come to life and then he has the shit scared out of hum and then he rams the back of a cop car. The first word he says is called a floophaloos because it has just been a realy fucked up day.
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