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A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day
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