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A confident and aloof creature who valiantly tries to live life to the full. He can often be found scutlling around libraries,Gavin,golf courses,lard factories,Ferraries and Gregs. Swotley is renowned for his vast knowledge of pastries and old school music, whos name and achievements have long been forgoten.His large and slugish physique (similar to that off Shrek),glasses and curly womanly hair makes him easy pray,and an optimum structure on which to make jokes.He is and often the butt of crude fat jokes.
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