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There was only one bar... A MILE LONG! They didn't serve pints... ONLY BUCKETS! There was only one barmaid... FOR EVERY MAN! The guards came... A BEAN GARDA! She was wearing glasses... AND NOTHING ELSE! She took me to jail.. IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS! They cost a fiver... I HAD A TENNER! There was a plant... A HASH PLANT! It had no leaves... I SMOKED THEM ALL! AND that's the end... TILL NEXT WEEK!
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