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Eh, Welcome to the land of High Speed Internet, where polar bears roam the land, and the rare mooses or meese munch on pine trees as the majestic lumberjack pulls his plaid jacket on, and takes an axe to the pine tree.

Welcome to Canada, where everytime someone mentions “hockey” people pull out their hockey stick, conveniently strapped to their back. While playing hockey and showing off their elite skill, a person falls down. The person who pushed them down says “sorry, eh” and helps them up, then an argument on who says sorry breaks out and a crowd of over 40 people are screaming sorry at each other.

Canada, the land of free health care. If you get trampled by a moose of checked to hard in hockey, we’ve got ya covered.

-Welcome to Tim Horton’s what can I get for you today?

-I would like a double double with a Canadian maple doughnut

-is that everything today?

-actually can I get a shot of maple syrup in my coffee too? Maple syrup is the best, eh.

-yeah. That’ll be 4 loonies.

Yeah loonies. Our $1 coin. And toonies our $2 coin.

And have you heard of kraft dinner? The better version of Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese.

What about milk. In a bag

Other notable Canadian things -smarties (basically crunchier less colourful m&m’s) - RCMProyal Canadian horse riding police -We invented Baseketball.

-lacrosse ...our 2nd national sport (because we’re just that good at sports) -48 hour coverage of the NHL trade deadline.

And kicking your car to get ice out of the wheel wells.

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