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Some stupid, drunk, SUPER OLD lady that's usually psychotic, controlling, and insane. Oftentimes will try to coax others into thinking they may soon quit hitting the bottle, but in reality, they have only just switched to cans. Can be found in the musty boondocks of Matchipongo, especially during a full moon, and at low tide.
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