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typically a short man, whom you're not certain is either giving sly look or just has a persistent squint. Legend among men, but unfortunately has an anus the size of a dinner plate * Enjoys a munch on phallic shaped objects, but you'll look past it in hopes he'll come to terms with his selective eating.
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