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Caige A sexy man-beast with a life for killing horses with light-bulbs. Caige is also green. Caige loves to touch his big sloppy wet slimy glorious sexy fat huge brown purple english italian hot dog. Caige's favourite animal is the morgan freeman. When caige rides that morgan freeman, he rides it with awesomeness, wetness and of course SEXYNESS. Caige knows where to touch morgan freeman in all the right places, and when he does it, he does it with STYLE. When caige is alone, he likes to touch himself really hard! Caige really has a sexy body too, his favourite thing to do in fact, is to TOUCH his sexy body. Caiges gender can be anywhere from Retard, to agender! so he does not care if you assume his gender! Caige is also really hairy, like really really hairy! back hair and all! So next time you want to mess with caige, you shouldn't! because he will mess with you in the most wrong ways ever in the history of mankind.
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