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Creating a shoomloom is not easy. You need 16 hookers, a pack of bananas, and a milkshake. Get into one room with all the hookers, and get hard. Take the bananas and shove them up each ass of the hooker. You then drink the milkshake in satisfaction, as you take your radio and play Black Magic Woman.
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