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Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length. Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic) Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god. He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)
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