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a popular refreshment with crushed ice and fruit juice and made notorious when combined with a green, sour liquid. usually found in a squirt bottle beside the machine.  This is the scale from 0-100% used to determine the intensity of the sour as regarded to what percentage of the drink is sour liquid.  0% - you friggin junior. you gotta put some sour in or your nothing but a JR.  10% - a good stepping stone for the first time consumer.  20% - a decent amount but still not quite enough to advance upward from the level of junior to amateur.  30% - Now, you're starting to gain respect from your peers as you are now on the level of amateur.  40% - This is where things start to get dangerous. At this point, nearly  the bottom fifth of the cup will be black.  50% - i.e. the midway point on the highway to hell.  60% - From this point on, keep a phone nearby as symptoms will start to appear. At this level, you will notice twitching and shaking.  70% - Now you are at the level of seasoned veteran. symptoms here include slight diziness, combined with the previous symptoms.  80% - At this level, this turns from a game to an exteme sport with serious consequences. Sypmtoms include sense of delusion and you will see green spots everywhere. Also may include temporary loss of vision.  90% - Symptoms here include all of the previous include all of the previous and vomitting and loss of consciousness.  100% -  At this point, it is no longer a sour slushie, it is pure sour. symptoms here will include immediate death and outside of body experiences.

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