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Jessie is the greatest girl in the world! She smells greats, looks great, and is great! She is kind and lovely. Flowers bow to her as their queen and fair maidens gaze in adoration of how lovely she is! Her sweat is perfume and her poops are works of art. There's nothing more lovely than Jessie. She lights up every room she enters and makes the boy she loves feel complete. She is everything wonderful encapsulated in a lovely floral pill. She is addictive and yet you can't overdose on the love that oozes out of her like a jelly-filled donut of love. Don't ever let go of Jessie if you have her. She's the best thing that exists on this planet. Plus, she knows the chorus of Future's "Mask Off" by heart. Man, if that ain't enough, I don't know what is? She is not just beautiful, but smart as well. She can prepare excel forms in a jiff! Boo Yah! She is also kind. She's helpful and has an excellent smile. Dentist use her as a reference. But for reals, that's a Jessie!
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