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During a lightning storm, find an old dusty key and tie a kite to it. After that get your partner naked and take them outside. Jam the key into the anus of your partner and let the kite loose into the storm. After these steps are complete make sure you, yourself, are naked. Proceed to hop on your partner and comence intercourt. Everytime lightning hits the kite, you'll both be sure to feel some electrifying moments during sex. You'll stay stimulated for days.
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