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Super thick dood. He acts like he's right but like ya know he's not. Also he breaks hospital beds because like-like-like-like he's always getting hurt because he forgets how thicc he is and gets injured so like yes girl. Also he's a vampire so like. Watch out. He will untie your shoes. But like he probably won't unless you are jealous. Like that, and like also read thicc minds. But like other than that he probs won't even bother you. Just kiddingZ he will Bc that's Parker and like he's thick. Also on the streets he is known as Patrick, Parker goat, turtle dood and Mr.Thicc.
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