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(before i 'explain' what denmark is, i wish to inform you that i am danish) 1. the happiest country on earth :D 2. a place were you can get 100% FREE education AND health care. 3. a place were you're allowed to buy STRONG alkohol (fx vodka and jin as such) at the age of 15 AND the is absolutely NO drinking age limit. Witch basicly means that if i wanted to (im 13 btw) i could go out to the fridge and enjoy a cold beer with my dad if he said i could ( but to specify i COULD if i had the permission, my dad would NEVER give me permission to do that) he says i have to be ATLEAST 14 before he lets me get drunk :D. 4. home to the most BEAUTIFUL blond and tall women on EARTH. 5. one of the safest country's on the PLANET (one of) 6. we don't date, its way more complicated in denmark... Like so complicated that I can't explain it 7. we LOVE to put up danish flags EVERYWHERE fx: to birthdays, on boats and on the queens birthday to name a few. 8. we don't like to talk to strangers when were not in fx bars or other public places
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